COALESCE VOCALIST TAKES IT TO THE PEOPLES COURT IS HARRASSED BY DRUNK CHICKS, GETS MUMPS

Got an email from Sean Ingram (of legendary hardcore band Coalesce) saying he was going to appear on the TV show The People's Court. Yes, THAT Peoples Court. As in "don't take the law into your own hands, you take 'em to court." As in Judge Wapner. Sean runs a merchandising company called Blue Collar Industries and had a gripe against a band's manager that didn't pay up.

Here's a little snippet of his unbelievable trip to NYC to appear on the show. He's describing the ghetto-fabulous waiting room at The Peoples Court before his case begins:

"They then took me to make-up and then to a second holding 'room'. This room was barely a room. It was 4 walls barely held up by 2×4s with no ceiling, and you had to whisper becuase they could hear you in the court room. It was exactly what you would expect from a back stage room at a club. Writing all over the walls, drawings of dicks, KKK, swastikas, phone numbers for a good lay, the works. After about 30 minutes there they took us to our marks to walk in the doors and the case got under way...." Do yourself a favor and read the full story here.

Reminds me of the time that Derek from Murder City Devil's / Pretty Girls Make Graves was on the Jerry Springer show.

Awesome.